this weekend i have learned that jäger makes me want to take off my shirt.
I mean it’s fetishized as hell but..
The first character I first fell in love with: Stewart
The character I never expected to love as much as I do now: Stewart
The character everyone else loves that I don’t: Stewart’s cat.
The character I love that everyone else hates: Stewart’s ginger beard.
The character I used to love but don’t any longer: Stewart’s hood
The character I would totally smooch: Stewart’s booze
The character I’d want to be like: Drunk Stewart
The character I’d slap: Stewart’s Snapchats
A pairing that I love: Stewart/Booze
A pairing that I despise: Stewart/Happiness
Goodbye friends I am gone
wait wait wait wait
stewart dat you?