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politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.


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i bought this sweet sweatshirt so suck it.

i bought this sweet sweatshirt so suck it.

me;

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spoopy-vriskseop:

batmanpants:

strangelyobsessedwithstuff:

marco-bodts-better-half:

zackeaterofsouls:

whats-on-my-mind-grapes:

whats-on-my-mind-grapes:

breaking news rapunzel is actually ten feet tall

well in their defense it does say rapunzel isn’t a typical disney princess

But than means everyone else in the movie was about 10 ft tall too..

WE DID IT. WE FOUND THE TITANS’ VILLAGE.

SIE SIND DAS PRINCESS UND WIR SIND FLYNN RIDER

I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE TITIANS VILLAGE IS BUT WHY DOES THE ABOVE SENTENCE SAY “THEY ARE THE PRINCESS AND WE ARE FLYNN RIDER” IN GERMAN 

this week on “i didnt know it was attack on titan”


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kchayka:

What happens when a meme dies? I wrote about the aftermath of Doge and other viral sensations for Matter. Great illustration by Emily Niland.

kchayka:

What happens when a meme dies? I wrote about the aftermath of Doge and other viral sensations for Matter. Great illustration by Emily Niland.



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here’s a thing that happened today

I’ve had a shitty roller coaster of week so far, and I was about two seconds away from impulse buying a 3ds. I just wanted to play Link Between Worlds. All i want to do is save hyrule. It will make me feel good about myself. My train of thought was literally 

"I have money+ oooh zelda+t his will make me happy = 3ds duh"

so Im on the phone with evan discussing whether or not i really want one, should I buy one now, wait for the new one, yadda yadda. I mentioned best buy, game stop and all that for unnecessary price checking.

So the check out guy asks me why I would go to Game Stop, and I politely say gameboy, then continue talking with evan. On the phone. My huge phone that he can see me holding.

And the check out guy tells me I’m stupid for wanting to buy one.

"Why would you buy one now? There’s a new one coming out, but you probably didn’t know that. It’s going to have exclusive games. So unless it has backwards capability, that means it can play old games, there’s no need to buy one.”

This is the point where I have to tell evan I have to go because someone doesn’t understand that I dont want to talk to them. I pay for my stuff (sans 3ds) and simply say, “It’s an impulse buy, and we don’t even know what the new ones coming out.”

"Its still a stupid idea."

HE ACTUALLY INTERRUPTED MY CONVERSATION TO TELL ME IM STUPID AND THEN CHECKS MY NERD CRED.

It was rude, uncalled for, and i hope he rots.


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Dear nerdy fuckboys of the universe,

go fuck yourself. you are all trash. you are all literal pond scum. 

with love,

everyone else in the world




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I like to think of how different series would be if George r r Martin wrote them and it’s both hilarious and horrifying